Ep. 31 Childhood Menace

This week, Caiya and Colby discuss Legos, wrestling and weird hyper fixations. The duo also discuss their different childhoods, and what they grew up with, when it comes to game consoles. They delve into the internet's reaction to public figures, share strange encounters with delivery drivers, and a catchy TikTok song. There's also discussion about humor and sensitivity in today's society.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Lego Enthusiasm
• 2:59 Hobbies & Personal Interest
• 6:02 Amish Culture and TikTok Trends
• 11:58 Cultural Observations and Food Preferences
• 19:25 The Wrestling Experience: A Childhood Essential
• 24:32 Diverse Childhoods: Comparing Experiences
• 30:22 Nostalgia and the Evolution of Entertainment
• 36:40 Cultural Shifts: Food, Education, and Growing Up
• 39:33 The Sensitivity of Modern Society and Memes
• 39:47 The Sensitivity of Humor
• 44:21 Navigating Jokes and Sensitivity
• 51:18 Experiences with Delivery Drivers
• 1:02:08 Strange Encounters and Community Issues

Transcript

CMoney (00:00)
Well, what's up, everyone? Welcome back to Chickey Delta Phi. I'm your host, Caiya

Colton (00:04)
And I'm the co-host, Colby.

CMoney (00:07)
And it is a new week, a new episode. Colby, how have you been?

Colton (00:13)
It's been a minute, it's been a while. Nothing much has happened, but I've been doing my own thing, you know?

CMoney (00:16)
Yeah, you're right.

As you should. As you should. So, jumping the gun and getting right into it. Have you seen the new One Piece LEGO Set announcement?

Colton (00:34)
I have not. I haven't gotten into One Piece yet because I'm scared that I might like it and then I'll have to watch all the episodes.

CMoney (00:35)
oooo

So I have started, like I'm almost caught up to like the, I egghead arc or whatever's going on. So I'm almost caught up and I started watching it last year.

Colton (00:50)
Dude, there's a thousand episodes over that.

CMoney (00:52)
I know, and

I'm almost caught up. Because there's a lot of filler episodes, so you can skip a good chunk of them, which is maybe 30 episodes already in one. But where I'm trying to go is they released different Legos for One Piece, and the main thing that they released was, I think it was the first ship.

Colton (00:55)
Insane.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

CMoney (01:18)
So they have, it hasn't come out yet. I think it comes out like in October or something, but the original ship that they have, I can't even remember what it was. was, I think it was like Sunny or something or Sunny 2, but that that's coming out. They have Sanji's restaurant. There's like, it's a lot, it's a lot, but the pricing for it, it's not bad in my opinion, especially in this economy.

Colton (01:39)
So

are you gonna buy it? Okay, how much is it?

CMoney (01:44)
Absolutely.

So the ship is like the biggest one and that's like almost $100.

Will I invest?

Colton (01:54)
That's actually

not that bad for Legos, I feel like.

CMoney (01:59)
I mean, I've, I bought the office Lego set and that was like, think a hundred dollars, maybe 80 at the time. Cause I think it went on sale.

Colton (02:08)
I mean, Legos get expensive, so I feel like $100 is relatively cheap for them.

CMoney (02:13)
I mean, yeah, but I mean, it's not like, when you think about it, it's not bad because you're making art with it.

Colton (02:19)
True

CMoney (02:22)
But, have you, you've bought Legos before, right?

Colton (02:28)
Yeah, I've had Legos before.

CMoney (02:30)
Nah, I'm not talking about Lego Duplo, okay? you had the Duplos? That's crazy.

Colton (02:35)
I've had those as well.

No, well, look, I was the Lincoln Log guy, you know?

CMoney (02:43)
Lincoln logs What no I had probably I played with it at daycare one time

Colton (02:45)
Yeah, you ever had Lincoln Logs?

They're fun.

CMoney (02:52)
But there's no point in them just making a log cabin or something.

Colton (02:57)
Yeah, and that's cool.

CMoney (02:59)
What else can you make? A pyramid out of logs?

Colton (03:03)
Yeah, I don't see your point. think Lincoln Logs are cool.

CMoney (03:04)
That's boring. I'd

rather have a Lego set because then you spend hours or maybe a few minutes putting together a certain thing. then next, know, you have a sculpture that you can go, I, bought it and I created something magnificent. even have, I think I have a Lamborghini somewhere in the house that was a Bugatti. built a Bugatti somewhere laying around the house and now like a Ferrari somewhere in my, in my drawer right now.

Colton (03:34)
but you could also just do that with like IKEA furniture as well.

CMoney (03:37)
but I don't have room for furniture, nor do I have room for Legos. I think it is a good investment if you, like, it's an expensive hobby, but it's a good investment when you have enough space to create what you want with that.

Colton (03:42)
You

I mean, I think it's cool. It can just definitely fill up space in your house really fast, and then it's like, what now? Kind of thing.

CMoney (04:04)
Somebody had bought like the carousel of it and it was like Technics and Lego like together and like that thing was huge I think was like $200 for it or so but it was like you could like wind it up and like go with your hand and then have a little battery that you had to build too and I was like That's something I would buy but then I would get irritated and take it all down Because like I don't like I don't want to spend forever on a Lego set I want to spend at least like a good maybe a day or two I don't want to spend a whole week

Colton (04:25)
Wow.

CMoney (04:34)
opening up tiny bags.

Colton (04:37)
But isn't that like part of LEGO, so?

CMoney (04:39)
It is, but I get frustrated when I say if I'm like spending a lot of time, like I'm very detailed with it. And one time I was building the office and I literally got two pieces stuck together and they were the wrong pieces. And then it didn't come with like the special tool that you have, like when you put the, like the special Lego builder tool. And I had to use a whole like toothpick to get it out because I couldn't do it. Like I scratched my whole knuckle trying to take the pieces apart.

Colton (04:51)
Hmm

Mm-hmm.

CMoney (05:09)
But then I bought, what else did I buy? I bought something else. It may have been the office. It's just, I couldn't like use a piece for it. But those like, little helping like tools, they definitely help a lot. That's a good investment. I appreciate Lego for that.

Colton (05:25)
I've never used one of those.

CMoney (05:28)
You should, it's pretty nice. But you only get them like when you, I think it's like after like a thousand pieces or so. So if you have like a 50 piece like Lego set, you're not going to get that tool.

Colton (05:30)
Bye.

Mm-hmm.

CMoney (05:43)
You gotta pay to have help.

Colton (05:47)
pretty sure you can just buy them separately as well.

CMoney (05:50)
But I mean, it comes with the LEGO, so why would I pay for something when I can get it? Why would I pay for an extra piece when I get it for free after my main purchase? Right.

But enough about Legos, do you have an expensive hobby?

Colton (06:08)
I not really, I try and keep my hobbies cheap as possible. And there's like video games, like, yeah, those can get expensive if you're constantly buying a new game. But I usually just play games that I have. Like I have a backlog of tons of games and I just, I'm still catching up to this day.

CMoney (06:22)
like the Sims.

Mmm... Mmm...

Colton (06:39)
Don't get me wrong though, I wish I had an expensive hobby where I would be out more. Because most of my hobbies just include staying at home and doing my own thing.

CMoney (06:52)
Maybe she get into like go-karting or something.

Colton (06:55)
I would love to do that, but it's expensive.

CMoney (06:59)
I mean, it's a nice little hobby though. I mean, when you're racing, but not like, I wouldn't say go-karting for fun or nothing.

Colton (07:01)
Sure.

I mean there is a, there's a shop near me that sells golf carts. I could just ride around the neighborhood.

CMoney (07:15)
You should, you should get a golf cart. Treat yourself. Expensive little, an expensive little treat. Take it alone. You'll be fine. you know, as we're doing this recording, I am tired. This time change has me like, I'm in and out. I feel like you on on like a typical Saturday night.

Colton (07:18)
Exactly. With what money though?

Uhhh... no...

I'm not that bad on Saturday nights.

CMoney (07:41)
Colby, the last time we did an episode together, said, I'm so tired. I can't function.

Colton (07:49)
Because I was.

CMoney (07:51)
Yeah, you had no sleep. That's how I feel. Like this whole entire time, like spring forward is not helping me. Like it is, it's almost 10 o'clock at the time of this recording, but it feels like 11 or midnight.

Colton (07:58)
Hehe.

I mean, I don't have really much of an issue right now.

CMoney (08:09)
Well, you stay up for three days straight anyway, so it doesn't make a difference.

Colton (08:13)
True, yeah, I went to work Monday and did not sleep that night beforehand.

CMoney (08:23)
Yeah, and I woke up late this morning for work.

But it's okay, I still made it on time. Yay!

Colton (08:31)
Speeding.

CMoney (08:33)
Have

you seen the TikTok? Well, I know you don't have TikTok. Have you seen the video of the girl that asked to be Amish?

Colton (08:43)
I haven't, although I've like heard one thing about it when just scrolling the internet.

CMoney (08:50)
So this little girl, I think it was like her ninth birthday or something, I don't even know what it was. But it was her birthday and all she wanted was an Amish themed birthday party.

Colton (09:03)
Why?

CMoney (09:04)
I don't know. It's just like kids that have like word fixations and So she wanted to be Amish. So she just she was just like I just want all my stuff I just want I just want to have like a no technology kind of ordeal like just a basic birthday her aunt got her an Amish outfit and This little girl was so excited. She said my gosh. I'm ready to put it on She runs off puts it on and she comes back and she has like this like this

bit like this dress on and then she like the Amish hat like on the back and she sits down on the floor and she goes, we have to turn the lights off. She gets up, turns the lights off because you know, like the Amish people, they don't have electricity. Well, some of them don't have like electricity and stuff. So she does that and she sits in the floor again. She goes, this is the best birthday ever.

And it was trending. I think it had like at the time, like when I saw it, it was like 2 million likes already. But she was so excited because all she wanted was to be Amish. And then like a week later, she made another TikTok. And it was her making butter the Amish way. Like her parents got her a whole ass Amish mixer.

Colton (10:03)
god.

Mm.

CMoney (10:30)
Like the hand mixer, you attach it to like a mason jar and you start mixing it. They got her one and now she's making the butter. She was like, we're making butter the Amish way. And her little brother pops up and he goes, I want to be Amish too. And then she's like, yeah, he wants to be Amish. I'm like, not you got the whole family wanting to be Amish, but.

Colton (10:46)
Hm, hm.

I didn't know the Amish recruited people.

CMoney (10:55)
I mean, I love Amish people. Like do not get me wrong. I used to watch like TLC breaking Amish all the time and I will say like the ones I were exiled. Yeah, they were different. But like the ones that are still like within like the community. Those were the fun ones. Like just imagine waking up every day and getting in getting in getting in your horse and buggy. Like you take a horse and a buggy horse and buggy to the grocery store.

Colton (11:27)
I don't understand it, but...

CMoney (11:29)
You come back

and Jedidiah goes, go ahead and get those cows going. Next you know, you're milking a whole cow and you have what? Milk for the bread and you're making bread for lunch. And then you have your handcrafted butter with a little bit of salt. And next you know, you got butter on toast. The Amish way.

Colton (11:52)
I'm glad they're happy.

CMoney (11:54)
I mean... I don't...

Colton (11:58)
It may be little dystopian, but I'm also happy with my technological life.

CMoney (12:02)
I'm not gonna lie, I used to want to be Amish when I was a kid, but then I realized there's not many African Americans that are Amish.

Colton (12:10)
so you can be one of them.

CMoney (12:12)
I don't want to be the first.

Speaking of being the first, did you ever see the clip of like the Amish girl that was pregnant and her baby daddy was African American? The whole family was pissed. So she got pregnant, gave birth, and they're all looking at this baby like, this baby's black. They were like, how did this happen? They were like, you're supposed to be able to, they were like, we don't have any black in us. We're 100 % white. Like what is going on? She was like.

Colton (12:24)
Nope.

He didn't

CMoney (12:45)
had a baby, like not a baby at a wedlock, but she had a baby with an outsider and the whole family was upset. And the brother was like, you got a black baby? That's ridiculous. And I was like, much people there? They're, they're nice people. It was just how the show portrayed some of them was just like disrespectful and a little bit racist, but I feel like how much people are nice. Cause like I've seen a few of them and I've, I've never talked to them directly, but they're mainly nice.

Colton (12:48)
Hmm

CMoney (13:14)
the ones that I've seen. And you probably know who I'm talking about, like the ones that, like they show up in that van every now and then, and they just get, they literally get food and then pop in, pop out.

Colton (13:26)
Maybe? I don't know. I never had a complaint or like a significant memory of it, so.

CMoney (13:32)
I

remember this one lady, was literally, you could tell she was honest. She came through in like this busted down van. I'm sorry. She came through in this busted down van and was like, yeah, I just want to get a chicken sandwich. I said, you could have a chicken sandwich. I got you.

Colton (13:38)
There are taints out there. You're not hold on to these. No, hands up.

Dude, speaking of that, I do this unintentionally and sometimes I feel bad for it. When I'm taking somebody's order, I'll copy their accent straight back at them.

CMoney (14:08)
No, you're terrible. So terrible.

Colton (14:10)
I do it unconsciously and I'm just like, we're gonna continue on with my normal voice. We're gonna pretend that that never happened.

CMoney (14:20)
Like sometimes you get those people that like they just talk so differently like you have to talk like them. Like I've not I've met a Canadian. I met a few Canadians, but now on like I don't say sorry correctly. I go sorry. And I'm like, that is my problem. I hang out like I watch too many Canadian videos. Also shout out to Canada. I appreciate you. I love you guys so much. But I watch so many Canadian like content.

Colton (14:26)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (14:49)
that I feel like I'm turning into like a maple syrup lover every now and then.

Colton (14:54)
but the real maple syrup.

CMoney (14:59)
Their bacon's not bacon, it's just a piece of ham. But, I like Canada.

Colton (15:06)
Not the Canadian bacon. It is.

CMoney (15:06)
I like it. It's literally just ham. But it's,

I mean, it's not bad, but it's just a piece of ham.

Colton (15:16)
Ham's good, but it's not bacon.

CMoney (15:18)
But that syrup,

that syrup is good.

Colton (15:22)
Which one?

CMoney (15:23)
I like maple,

Canadian maple syrup, it's so good.

Colton (15:27)
I haven't had Canadian maple syrup.

CMoney (15:29)
Well, it's okay. You're an American. You don't know any better. Aunt Jemima? I love me some Aunt Jemima. You know, they took her name away. Yeah, she's damn, she's fucking Pearl Milling Company. Mm. This sounds...

Colton (15:31)
Only the Aunt Jemima's one. yeah.

Yeah.

CMoney (15:50)
but I miss Aunt Jemima. That lady on that bottle. Ooh, Mrs. Butterworth.

Colton (16:00)
Hmm.

CMoney (16:01)
Mrs. Butter's words was really good. That was good on waffles. Now, Anja Mama was good on pancakes.

Colton (16:09)
I don't think I've had the other one.

CMoney (16:12)
I think they still make that one, but Aunt Jemima, they got rid of that one because it was a black lady on the bottle. And people were like, yikki. I mean, when you put a black person on a bottle, it's going to be good.

Colton (16:19)
Which is... astonishing to me.

Yeah, so why'd take her away?

CMoney (16:29)
I don't

know. Everybody was trying to be woke at the time. And your mama's not woke. It's fucking syrup. Put it back.

Colton (16:36)
How is that woke to take them off it?

CMoney (16:38)
Because they were,

because they said it was like racist or something. Like they were like, we can't put a black lady. She looks like a Mamie. I was like, it's just maple syrup. It's not hurting anybody.

But they take it too far. Just put the lady back on the maple syrup.

Colton (16:57)
Exactly.

CMoney (16:59)
For a minute, I think we had that in my house, but what my aunt would do, was like we would get maple syrup from Sam's and stuff. And when they changed it to Pearl Milling Company, we still had our Aunt Jemima bottle. So what she would do is she would take the new bottle, just pour it into the old bottle. No it's not, you would use what you have.

Colton (17:18)
Now that's crazy.

Nah.

CMoney (17:24)
She said it's just syrup and it was, but the thing was like, she didn't want pearl milling. She wanted Aunt Jemima.

Colton (17:31)
Okay, but like... What?

CMoney (17:36)
When you have a little bit of culture in you, you understand. When you get a little bit of seasoning, like, no, I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying, when you understand using an old container for something new, because you don't want to throw away the old container, it makes sense at times.

Colton (17:40)
What you're trying to say is you're too white to understand.

I mean I understand like this and keeping it around I guess but

CMoney (17:59)
Like as

long as you're not using the country crock like butter bucket for something else, I don't even care.

don't care. Just don't put chili in. Don't put chili or salsa in the country crock bucket. Just throw the bucket away. Get a new one.

Colton (18:09)
yep.

Do you know people that do that?

CMoney (18:21)
Yes, I do, actually. I'm not going to put them on blast. Hell, even saw a TikTok of somebody. were like, I thought I had fruit punch at the house. It was like a carton of fruit punch. They poured it, like they poured into a glass. It was a carton of beans.

Colton (18:23)
I do too.

Huh. A carton of beans. Beans.

CMoney (18:44)
It was it was a card of like black eyed peas or something I was like, That's different Why would you put Bush's baked beans in a fruit punch carton?

Colton (18:49)
No, not even bushes.

Why would you put black-eyed peas in a fruit punch garden?

CMoney (18:59)
I don't know. Ask somebody

who doesn't have containers. If you don't have enough containers, that's understandable. But I'm not, I'm not going to eat that. I'm not sorry. I'm not going eat that.

Colton (19:09)
Not the black eyed bees.

CMoney (19:11)
mean, Black Eyed Peas are good. We're getting off- We're getting off track. Growing up, did you ever watch wrestling?

Colton (19:13)
I don't want a piece of that.

you

not really. It wasn't my thing. I do know somebody who does though.

CMoney (19:24)
you didn't live.

No, you did not live if you never watched wrestling at all. Like you didn't watch like in like, yeah, like WWE. So you never watched WWE at all.

Colton (19:39)
No.

CMoney (19:39)
Colby you have, my God, you have not lived.

Colton (19:42)
I know memes.

I have- Brother, you're the one not living.

CMoney (19:47)
I have

lived because I watched WWE. used to watch it religiously every Monday and Friday night. You don't understand. After you get home from school, you got- Watch what? What the hell is that? I don't get- Listen, let me finish my rant. You didn't come home from school and be like, it's Monday? It's Monday Night Raw coming on at 7, 8 PM Central. And then Friday night, you know, it's the weekend.

Colton (19:54)
Did you watch Unus Annus? Unus Annus?

You didn't live.

Hmm.

CMoney (20:16)
And you're like, it's Friday night SmackDown. And you knew it was gonna be good every single time. You did not live. Hell, you weren't even a kid who had a flip phone who would play like the theme song of like Daniel Bryan or Randy Orton or hell, Kane and the Undertaker. And you played wrestling with your siblings or your cousin in the living room and got in trouble for it every single time.

Colton (20:41)
Now I'd wrestled, I play wrestled, and I got in trouble for it a lot.

CMoney (20:43)
No, no, no, no, no, you had to, no,

no, you had to do the whole intro. So we were like, when I was growing up, we had, this is like back then I had a sliding phone and I would go on YouTube because like back then you had to pay for internet. So I would go on YouTube and I would look up.

Colton (20:57)
old.

Go on, continue your rant.

CMoney (21:14)
you make my blood pressure go up. Shut up. But I would go on YouTube and it would load so slow. But I look up Daniel Bryan's theme song and I would have the volume all the way up on it, right? And the volume wasn't that loud. So it was like a faint, it was like, it was very faint, but like you can hear what the sound like breaking a little bit. It was breaking up cause it was too loud. So.

Colton (21:23)
You

CMoney (21:41)
I would have Daniel Bryan's theme song going on and you see me like, you see me coming down like through the kitchen. I'm like, yes, yes, yes. And then I jump over the couch and then it's all her brother's turn. So I had to turn it off and then go to his thing. And he would always do, I think he would do Randy Orton or Sean Michaels or even, I think it was Christian, no, Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho was his thing. So I would get the music for him and

No, was it was Shawn Michaels. So you already hear is like heartbreak kid playing in like playing in the background. He comes out and he was like, you think I'm cute. You think of sex in like he's like he's walking doing the whole dance and everything that he flips over the couch. And all of a sudden you hear like he cheats. goes, ding, ding, ding. Grasping by the neck flips me. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. I said I'm about to lose. And like, I was a really fit kid. But you would have thought I was a fat kid on a on a fucking treadmill. How I was breathing.

Colton (22:39)
Jesus.

CMoney (22:40)
Cause they would flip off the couch and at the time I was shorter. I was like two weight, but at the time, like I would jump off the couch and like, would like do like an elbow off of him and everything. And like, we would do like the submission poses and I got him in the one submission. was like, and he was trying to tap it. I'm like, I'm about to win next, know, reverse straight. Like we were like, do like pretend like kicks and everything. And they got bats like one time.

I think either me or my brother, one of us had flipped on the couch, I think it was my brother, he had flipped and broke the leg of the couch. And to this day.

Colton (23:15)
my god.

CMoney (23:20)
Um, I know I'm telling them myself, but to this day, they don't know why the couch is broken. It's because my brother and I were playing so much. And then my cousin, he would like, whenever he would come into town or if he was home or whatever, um, he would play with us. And that was like all of us flipping on this one tiny ass couch was what made the couch come off of one fucking leg.

Colton (23:27)
Do you know why it's funny?

Wow.

CMoney (23:51)
So now when you push the couch a little bit, kind of like the leg just comes off like it literally just just got to the couch up and just put it back on. But you never lived. That's what I was trying to get at. You never had that moment as a kid where you would wrestle and you thought it was like the end of the world. You're about to be the you're about to be the WWE champion crowned at Money in the Bank. Hell, I have a briefcase right now in my closet that has money in the bank taped onto the briefcase.

And inside of that briefcase, shut up, inside of that briefcase is a contract to this day. It is a contract to cash in for money in the bank.

Colton (24:32)
Do you know the deep history of Five Nights at Freddy's?

CMoney (24:38)
Give a fuck about Five Nights at Freddy's. I do know about it, but like I said, I was a kid who religiously watched wrestling. I enjoyed watching John Cena come down the ramp. I wanted to go to WrestleMania back in 2013 when they were in, I think, Miami, Florida.

Colton (24:39)
You never lived. You never lived.

When I got home from school, didn't watch Monday Night Raw, Friday Night SmackDown, whatever. I didn't watch any of it. I came home and watched Good Mythical Morning with my sister.

CMoney (25:10)
Thank

and you read a fucking book. Why are

you watching Good Mythical Morning at night? I'm sorry. Why are you watching at-

Colton (25:22)
No, at three. When I got home from

school.

CMoney (25:29)
When is this high school?

Colton (25:31)
No, this is an elementary middle.

CMoney (25:33)
I'm saying you had like, you get home, I don't know why you go home at three, but, I got home at two 30 because school was out at two. Anywho, but I had all day. did my homework. I did everything I had to do. I ate dinner and I was ready to sit in the den and watch Monday night.

Colton (25:38)
What do you mean?

Good for you.

See, there's the big difference. I never did homework.

CMoney (25:54)
You don't, you don't,

you don't understand why I was forced to, you don't understand watching Monday Night Raw from the beginning to the end. We watched it all the way through. didn't matter who was on like, who was on like the main, who's on the main card or whatever. I rewatched it religiously. Hell, used to tell my mom, I want to be there. You're right. When I grow up, you don't understand the WWE Divas. You know, you got me, you pissed me off. You know that you pissed me off.

Colton (26:22)
Have you watched

all of Bob Ross's Paint With Me episodes?

CMoney (26:29)
You need help.

Colton (26:31)
No, you're the one that needs help.

CMoney (26:33)
Why are you watching Bob Ross paintings at the age of seven?

Colton (26:40)
Why weren't you?

CMoney (26:42)
Because I had a sliding phone. I didn't get a phone until middle school.

Colton (26:48)
I got one in elementary.

CMoney (26:51)
We are two different individuals in two different times.

Colton (26:56)
Yeah, and I was playing Angry Birds and cut the rope.

CMoney (27:01)
I didn't have that in elementary. We didn't get cut the rope until like my, until I was in like fourth, like fourth or fifth grade. You know what I played? You, you know what I played for fun? Bubble bash. You know what bubble bash is? Bubble bash. Bubble bash was a time of my life. It was a great game. And then my mom would play like the diner dash games and it was so pixelated. Like you couldn't really see what was going on.

Colton (27:03)
That sucks.

So did...

I heard of it.

CMoney (27:30)
but I played computer games. I sat there and I played Jumpstart. I had a CD from Chick-fil-A. I played Jumpstart day in and day out. I know how to say Hirojoku in Japanese.

Colton (27:44)
Good for you.

CMoney (27:46)
Hell, I knew what miso soup was when I was six.

Colton (27:51)
Konichiwa.

CMoney (27:52)
Not even Konnichiwa. I knew songs in Japanese before I could really sing the ABCs.

I had, I had a good childhood. And also thank you to Chick-fil-A for giving me a nice, educated childhood. Because without you, I would be like this, this geezer over here. You don't understand having, hell, I listen to VeggieTales. I listen to VeggieTales on a CD from Chick-fil-A. You don't understand. I didn't have a phone. had it, Colby, for my birthday, I got a CD player.

Colton (28:18)
That's that's crazy

Okay, well I also listened to-

I one of those.

CMoney (28:36)
No, no, no, no, no. I had a CD player with High School Musical CDs in it. You don't understand.

Colton (28:41)
Yeah, we also have a High School Musical series in it.

CMoney (28:43)
No, no,

no, when High School Musical first came out, not when your sister had already listened to it 15 times and then gave it to you. You don't understand what it was like to be a kid in in like 2006. Because you were born in 2006.

Colton (28:52)
gonna...

Really?

CMoney (29:03)
What would you wear in 05? Ew.

Colton (29:05)
Yeah.

What? Man, whatever. You didn't grow up with old school console games.

CMoney (29:15)
That is bullshit.

Colton (29:18)
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, tell me all the information you got.

CMoney (29:22)
I had a GameCube. had the... Maybe I was like five.

Colton (29:24)
You have an NES though?

Did you have a Super Nintendo though?

CMoney (29:30)
I probably did. I know I the original Xbox.

Colton (29:34)
You remember blowing on the cartridges because they wouldn't work?

CMoney (29:36)
I do, yup, mmhmm.

I had a Game Boy Advance.

Colton (29:41)
I had one of those. Mine was color,

CMoney (29:43)
and a Nintendo

DS.

Colton (29:46)
I had also one of those, and then I got the 3DS later on.

CMoney (29:49)
I never got the 3DS, I only had... No, I think I did have the 3DS. No, DSi. I had the DS and then DSi, and that was it.

Colton (29:57)
I remember the DSI.

CMoney (29:59)
Yeah, I had scribblenauts that time. That was a great Christmas. Thank you, Mom. Hell, Colby, I had an Easy-Bake Oven. Before I had a- before I had anything that had like a actual screen on it, I was an actual child. I was making smoothies!

Colton (30:15)
I got a telescope. I was looking at stars. I was dreaming. I actually have a star that's named after me now. You don't have one of those?

CMoney (30:17)
Who the fuck?

Thank you for watching!

I don't care.

Colton (30:27)
When you look up at the night sky just know I'm up there.

CMoney (30:29)
I don't care.

Colby, your star is probably dead for all we know by now.

Colton (30:38)
Don't say that. My star is perfectly healthy. It's my little Tamagotchi.

CMoney (30:39)
No, it's not.

Colby, shut up. You don't know nothing about Atomogachi.

Colton (30:48)
you don't know anything about...

CMoney (30:55)
Yes, shut up.

Colton (30:56)
What is the name of it? no. It was a DS game.

CMoney (31:04)
What, pits?

Colton (31:08)
tell me something life I don't know it essentially no

CMoney (31:09)
Brain Games.

You don't understand playing, you

don't understand playing brain games and not understanding Saduco at the age of five. I didn't know any better.

Colton (31:20)
Dude, Sudoku is so much fun.

CMoney (31:22)
My mom loved that game so much that she was like, it's not hard. It's so easy. Look at the numbers and try to teach me how to do that. I gave up and I went back to playing whatever game that I went back to playing the Simpsons. I had the Simpsons game on my DS.

Colton (31:35)
I had a Spongebob game on my Gameboy Color. Also had a Diogo game as well.

CMoney (31:43)
in you.

Colton (31:44)
Go Diego,

go. Go Diego, go.

CMoney (31:47)
You don't, you try to compare your childhood with mine, cannot. Because I am not only am I older than you, I experienced the good times of my childhood. The times that you could never experience.

Colton (32:00)
I had friends over at my grandparents house with a hot tub and a pool.

CMoney (32:03)
See, that's your problem.

You had a hot tub. I went outside and played actual basketball with people. Hell, we played baseball in my front yard.

Colton (32:09)
basketball's

But you didn't get a chill out in a hot tub.

CMoney (32:16)
yeah, couldn't swim. So what do you expect?

Colton (32:19)
no.

You can't swim.

CMoney (32:25)
I said could not. I could not swim.

I'm talking about the past tense. The past. I could not swim. Shut up. But we're, see, you got me all riled up now. I was just trying to tell you about John Cena turning into a bad guy, and we're having a whole debate on our childhood.

Colton (32:37)
Mm. Mm-hmm.

Because mine was better. I don't understand. Yes it was.

CMoney (32:50)
No, it wasn't. You

don't ever you don't you did not have to experience the fucking the snack lady. No, no, no, no, not the snack lady. That's an OG. But you never. The ice cream truck coming down, you hear it like it's it's blaring music. And then next, know, you turn ice cream truck is right there.

Colton (33:05)
You didn't get to experience Y2K.

Yeah, cause when I was born everybody was afraid that you were gonna get kidnapped.

CMoney (33:20)
What is this, 1985? No they were not. You must have been in a bad neighborhood because when in my neighborhood, we had the ice cream truck. Hell, the ice cream truck came by two years ago and we were like, it's still running? It wasn't the same, but it was pretty nice.

Colton (33:22)
So they... yes, they were.

Yeah.

No, I just enjoy the Kona ice truck now.

CMoney (33:41)
You

don't, you did not have a good childhood if your mom didn't tell you to hold the MapQuest papers while giving directions trying to go somewhere. Do you know what that's like? Having your mother print out MapQuest papers from her job. She brings it, she goes, okay, we're going on vacation, next you know, where's my next direction? You fall asleep, you missed your exit.

Colton (34:06)
No, my mom works at a bookstore, so I got a bunch of educational books.

CMoney (34:11)
So

she's always been at a bookstore.

Colton (34:14)
Hmm.

CMoney (34:16)
You didn't live. Because if my mom worked at a bookstore, I'm like, Mom, can I get money for the book fair?

Colton (34:23)
I would get money for the book fair.

CMoney (34:23)
I don't want to, I don't,

you said you didn't have money for the book fair?

Colton (34:28)
Usually no, but then again I never really asked.

CMoney (34:29)
Mmm.

Mmm. You don't-

Colton (34:33)
I would buy

erasers anyways. It wasn't like I bought books.

CMoney (34:36)
Those 25 cent erasers. Shut up. You probably bought the erasers that smelt like fucking chocolate. But it wasn't the good kind of chocolate. Yeah, you did.

Colton (34:39)
They were so much fun.

No, no, I bought like a little,

controller racer that had the buttons that pop out of it. And we're also in a racer. Huh?

CMoney (34:52)
Why would you buy that? I bought the chocolate

eraser. No, I didn't buy the chocolate eraser. Somebody dropped it and I picked it up, but I stole it. And that thing's stoned.

Colton (34:57)
Yo! Wow.

CMoney (35:02)
You piss me off. Like my child, I-

Colton (35:04)
That's very stereotypical.

CMoney (35:07)
We are not going to be stereotypical on this episode. Why are you going to be so mean? Because you are an 05 baby. You don't even know what it, you don't know how bad the recession was at the age of eight. You don't understand. Hell, you wouldn't even be the president. You don't remember any presidential elections at all until you got to middle school, right?

Colton (35:36)
No, actually our high school did a little thing where they they actually made us choose between mint Romney and Obama

CMoney (35:45)
As they should. You said, wait, hold on, hold on. You said what school? Middle school? elementary school. my God, okay. As they should. When I tell you that first term that Obama had won, they played on the TV. I got home from school, mom crying, everybody excited. People were screaming down the street. Next you know, I get a Barack Obama t-shirt made.

Colton (35:46)
which is insane.

No, my elementary.

CMoney (36:11)
You think I'm Colby, I kid you not. It said Obama. Yes, we can. We did. And then we had the recession. But that that's besides the point. I still had a good childhood. I even had to go to Saturday school because I sucked so bad in education. You know, as I think about it, they really screwed us over when I was growing up. But that's besides the point. I had a good childhood. My full days were top tier.

Colton (36:40)
At least your food was better.

CMoney (36:43)
No it wasn't.

Colton (36:46)
Wasn't?

CMoney (36:47)
Mm-mm. After Michelle Obama took all of our vending machine snacks, it wasn't that great in middle school.

Colton (36:55)
Yeah, it was a fun.

CMoney (36:57)
We had sugar-free trolley gummy worms. You know what that tastes like? Ass. Yes, ass. That was not good. Hell, we even had that in high school and like what kids used to do, cause like it was like so bad that they would take like they would take the trolley gummy worms and then they would mix it with like Sprite Zero.

Colton (37:01)
Ass.

Dude, I know some people that did that. They put like Sour Patch Kids as well.

CMoney (37:21)
Yeah, we didn't have that luxury, but I always like, I always bought baked Cheetos.

Those are so good. Those are s- I love a big Cheeto. You know, speaking of Cheetos, have you seen the recent JD Vance memes?

Colton (37:38)
I actually looked them up not that long ago and I have so many questions

CMoney (37:43)
I have three,

I have three on my phone, my top three. I got, I have Charlie had JD Vance. I got, do the war JD. And then I think I have like world domination JD.

Colton (37:48)
I just don't know why, man.

So why did this guy start getting clowned all of sudden? Other than the fact that he's a vice president?

CMoney (38:06)
That's a great question. don't even know how, I don't know why it started, but I just know after the meeting with President Zelensky of Ukraine, that's when all the memes started getting, like they started coming in more and more. And they had taken one of the, one of the fattened memes and they were like, Mr. President, you didn't tell him thank you. You must tell him thank you. You must tell him thank you every time. You must tell daddy president thank you.

Everybody kept running with it and then it turned into I don't know what it was exactly but I guess like Zelinsky said something and people were like Did you tell did you tell twump? Thank you. I don't think you twump. Thank you and so I don't know. It's just he's I don't I don't hate the guy, but I also don't like the guy It's just we all came together to just laugh at somebody

because everybody's sensitive now. Everybody's so fucking sensitive when you think about it. And even though Vance finally saw the memes, he didn't take it to heart. He didn't start crying about it or nothing. He decided to the Leonardo DiCaprio ones, but instead he made his forehead smaller. And they were like, that is not the joke. And then someone said, I fixed it. And they blew up his forehead. Because they called him baby face.

Colton (39:04)
The internet truly is a scary place.

CMoney (39:33)
You know, sidetrack, everybody's so fucking sensitive nowadays. Have you ever noticed that?

Like you can't say nothing to anybody without them like being butthurt about it.

Colton (39:47)
strictly the internet? In person or both?

CMoney (39:49)
No, no,

this is like in general. It's a general like statement. Everybody is so fucking sensitive that like they want you to feel their pain, even though it's like everybody's joking about something different. Like I can give I can give you a great example. I can I can I think I can I think I can do it. So somebody had called another person dirt. So person A.

was looking at person B and they were like, you know, you're as old as dirt. And they were talking about just people like getting older in general, but they weren't like bullying the person or nothing. They're just like, you look like dirt. person B got upset and then person C looks at them and they go, you're loading like a dial up. And that got everybody laughing. Now person B.

Colton (40:41)
There's water. There's something.

CMoney (40:48)
It's getting like they're getting riled up. They're getting pissed and they just start going on this whole tangent and they're like They're like saying I understand. I'm getting old this and that But do you think anybody enjoys thinking about getting old? Why are you thinking about getting old? Why are you so pressed about a joke because the thing is like person a and person C were joking But person B is so damn sensitive that like you can't say nothing to them

Colton (41:18)
Hmph.

CMoney (41:18)
And so like they got upset and me being me, I'm just an asshole. And I go, you about to cry? think you're like, I'm not trying to antagonize them or nothing. Like I, I know like what my storytelling, I make it 10 times worse than what it actually, what it actually is. But I was like, I told person A I was like, Hey, I I think they're about to cry. Person A books in there. Go, you about to cry? And person C I'm about to mimic the Vance memes. They go.

Do you think there's a tear in my eye? I see no tears in my eye. I feel no tears. Why would I cry? Why are you getting pressed? And it turned into a whole thing where like, when I say like, you would have thought a tornado came in and sucked everybody up, pause. But you would have thought like they took the life out of everybody. And it turned into like, you could hear a pin drop.

Colton (41:52)
You

CMoney (42:13)
And I'm just like, why are you so sensitive? And then they, I guess they slept on that the next day and they came back and they were like, hey, like when the person, hey, and they were like, don't think I forgot what you said to me calling me dirt. Let it go. It's a joke.

Colton (42:33)
I don't know. I don't...

CMoney (42:35)
Like,

like the thing is like they weren't making like the people weren't making fun of them because of how because of whatever like whatever the case may have been they were just trying to make a joke because you know that I'm known for making old people jokes all the time. Right. So.

Colton (42:51)
Yeah, as the

resident old person.

CMoney (42:59)
Shut up.

But, person B got so upset about it that they literally slept on it. And I'm like, bro, relax. It's not that deep. We're all joking. Because the thing was everybody was laughing except for them. And I'm like, it's not bullying because we were all laughing. You tried to join in on the joke and it failed miserably. It failed because they started.

Colton (43:03)
Yes.

CMoney (43:26)
They were actually being, they were being an asshole to somebody else that wasn't even in the room. And I'm like, you can't pull somebody in if they don't know what you're talking about. You were there in the moment. Talk about like somebody within that circle. Don't, don't be butt hurt because we're all joking and you just happened to, you just happened to be there. And then they got like, they kept getting upset about it. another advanced impression. were like, if,

Colton (43:40)
Yeah.

CMoney (43:55)
I'm not that old because the only person A is only a year or two older than me. And person A was like, I'm younger than you. just turned like however old they had just turned. was like, damn grandma. And like everybody started laughing again because like it was funny. And I'm just like, why is everybody so sensitive over like friendly banter? You know?

Colton (44:10)
you.

I mean it's also You also got to think about the person making the joke because like

It takes a lot of skill to make a joke like that and it come across in good light to everybody around.

CMoney (44:39)
It's the fact that it was funny to everybody but the main person, but the main person that was like getting joked on, they don't like jokes at all. Like you can make one comment and like their whole day is ruined, but when they do it to you, you're supposed to laugh with them.

Don't switch it. Like if you can't handle the joke, don't tell jokes either.

Colton (45:01)
Yeah

CMoney (45:03)
Don't be sorry now. But speaking of getting old, I walked into work today and I looked at somebody and I was like, said, oh, nice to you to join us today at work. And they were like, yeah. I said, oh, they let you out of the retirement home today, didn't they? And they thought it was like, they thought it was the funniest thing ever. And then like 90, even 30 minutes later, they walk up to me and they were like, so who picked you up from daycare? And I was like, what the fuck?

Colton (45:05)
If you can't handle the fire, don't spit it.

Haha!

See, I love that.

CMoney (45:35)
I said, well damn. I said, and the thing is I started laughing like you. Like, you know how like you laugh, but you go,

Colton (45:47)
Fuck you.

CMoney (45:49)
I was doing that laugh and I was like, bro, there was no way grandma is getting on to me. And I was like, so me being me, was like, yeah, my mom, that's my mom picked me up from daycare. She goes, I bet, I bet. I was like, thanks grandma.

Colton (46:07)
Flap backs are the best.

CMoney (46:09)
And like how she like how she said it it was like so like it was right like not random But like it was so on par to what we were literally talking about and I was like damn

I can take a joke. If you're not intentionally trying to be rude to me, I'll laugh with you if it's funny. If it's not funny, I'm like, boo. Boo, you suck. somebody told me that I farted dust one time, and I was like, why would you say that to me? I said, I'm not that old. They were like, yeah, you are.

Colton (46:44)
free will.

CMoney (46:50)
Cause they really, I think I'm like 10 years older than, no, I'm not 10 years older. Jesus Christ, I'm old.

Colton (46:59)
Take your meds grandma, it's time for bed.

CMoney (47:02)
I'm not medicated. But I mean, was just like, people just like, they're so sensitive and like, I'm glad that like, you know, you know who you can and cannot joke with. But the ones who are like downers and like want to be, they want everyone to feel like they're in pain. Just, just bottle it up and just put some tape over your mouth and just shut up, please. Like if you can't enjoy a good joke, just let it go. Just walk away, do the walk of shame.

Colton (47:31)
never really encounter many people that can't take a joke.

CMoney (47:34)
I have. I have. But the thing is, it's the same fucking person. That's that's why I'm getting heated because it's no, no, no, it's two different people. It is two different people. Once old, one is young. But they have like they can't take a fucking joke. They always think somebody's bullying them. And I'm like, bro, grow up. We do grow up. It's 25.

Colton (47:36)
I mean like I'm not gonna say that I haven't.

Mm.

CMoney (48:03)
I'm not gonna call them a bitch. That's disrespectful. Don't be a punk. Laugh. Ha ha. Shut up. That's what I'm like. Don't be a loser. Sorry. That's respectful too. My bad.

Colton (48:07)
HULK.

Yeah, don't be a dweeb.

CMoney (48:18)
But, I don't know, just people are just... Good one, good one. You know, have you ever... In your... No, no, no, hold on. I have to cough, give me a second.

Colton (48:20)
be a chop.

Thanks.

CMoney (48:38)
Okay.

Colton (48:38)
she just hit the dab.

CMoney (48:43)
Anywho, have you heard the song about the McDonald's in the Pentagon?

Colton (48:49)
No.

CMoney (48:50)
that is a good one. when I say like that song, it makes me happy. Like it reminds me of Phineas and Ferb, but it's so catchy because like it's not good, but it's not bad. But I don't know, it's just different. Yeah, it's a whole song. And you told me you've never heard it before. You ready?

Colton (49:09)
It's a song?

Probably not.

Sure.

CMoney (49:31)
you

But there's a McDonald's in the Pentagon. But then as the song continues to go on, they say like DoorDash messed up because people were able to put in orders for the Pentagon, but they cannot get access into the Pentagon. And then how the song ends, it goes, bitch, you hit the Pentagon. Because DoorDash hit the Pentagon. But the crazy thing is there is an actual McDonald's in the Pentagon.

Colton (49:54)
See ya.

So they're like a Macy's as well.

CMoney (50:12)
I don't think there's a Macy. think there's like a, my guess, like I didn't really look into it, but I think it's like a subway, Panda Express, I don't think Taco Bell's there. But there's like, there's different like food, it's like a food court, kind of a deal. But it's a nice little song. And I was like for, I think two weeks, I was singing it back to back. I would come in and work and I'm like, I'm like, did you know there's a McDonald's in the Pentagon? the way people like know, and I started singing it. And then at a certain point,

I'll just be standing there and I'm like, bitch, you hit the Pentagon. And I just started laughing in my head because I think it's like the funniest thing ever.

Yeah.

Colton (50:54)
Is this one of your weird obsessions?

CMoney (50:56)
Yeah, one of them. was like a song that was stuck in my head the whole time. It was a good one. 7.5 out of 10 that I do recommend. Like it's catchy, but then like, I still don't know the words for that. I just know certain parts of it, but it's good. It's good song. But speaking of DoorDash. Oh, this is a long episode. My word. So sorry everybody. It's okay because what do we do?

Colton (51:11)
Yeah.

And it'll wear 51 minutes in. It might be a little

less with editing.

CMoney (51:27)
No, what do we do? We produce longer episodes so that y'all can enjoy for next week.

Colton (51:36)
Mm, mm.

CMoney (51:38)
but this is going to be a long ass episode. have you ever experienced like a rude door dash driver or like just any like food delivery driver in general?

Colton (51:46)
No, being, having done DoorDash before, I know a bit of like how they operate and how the whole system works.

CMoney (51:57)
I thought they

don't let children do doordash.

Colton (52:00)
Man... Whatever, shut up. Anyways, there was this guy that came in just the other day and there was another guy as well, like both doing DoorDash. One of them was trying to figure out how to like fix his app because it wasn't showing that he was here. So it wasn't like allowing him to complete the pickup for the order. Thankfully,

CMoney (52:04)
Yeah.

Colton (52:29)
The other guy that came in who was also doing DoorDash came over, helped, and got them all set up, told them a few tips on the job about it. And before the guy left, I went and grabbed a cookie really fast. I gave it to him. I was like, thank you for helping out with humanity. You're great.

CMoney (52:51)
He's a

thief!

Colton (52:53)
It was, I didn't eat the cookie. It was his cookie.

CMoney (52:56)
Oh, okay. Statement. Statement redacted. I think my story, I said rude, Dora the dash driver. Or dash or delivery driver. I said rude, not a good person.

Colton (52:58)
I didn't take the cookie. I don't steal.

Yeah, he was a good person.

CMoney (53:17)
I said rude or mean because I, I'm gonna get, you know what? You can keep your good one.

Colton (53:23)
Well, no, no, no, here's the thing. I think bad attitude breeds bad people. I think you just are a magnet to it.

CMoney (53:33)
Oh,

um, you just pissed me off. So no, no, no. Okay. No, listen to the story. You have to listen to this. This was in 20, I think it was 2020 or 2021. My guess 2021. No, it was 2020. So 2020, I'm working at this one restaurant and we had DoorDash. And at the time, like, of course, like it was during COVID.

Colton (53:36)
And I'm a great person, so all the great people are attracted to me. sure, sure, sure.

CMoney (54:00)
So you couldn't like, you cannot come inside. We could give DoorDash drivers their order outside, like through the door, like through the window. And so this guy comes up, keep in mind, this is like, I think it's hot, like around the summertime or so. This guy comes, I'm outside and I'm getting ready to like, you know, hand people their orders. And he's already like right off the bat, right off the bat, he's already being rude to me. I didn't say anything. I just said like, hey, how are you?

Colton (54:07)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (54:27)
what's the name on the door dash? Cause they were like, Hey, you've got a door dash driver coming up. And he said something. And I said, Oh, okay. I guess I'll go look for it. So I told the person that's inside and I was like, Hey, like order for something like you have a door dash for someone. So, and the guy just like, he gets, he just starts getting like even more irritated. And this is when like the black lives matter stuff was going around and people were just getting pissy about the election. So he's already like disrespectful.

And I said, do you mind if I see the name again? He goes, can you not fucking read? And I was like, oh, that's where we're going today. Okay, great. So he pulls up his phone and he shows it at like, you would have thought he's about to hit me in my face with like how he had the phone. So he shows his hand out trying to show me and he goes, it. And I'm like, uh-uh. And I told my manager, said, I do not feel comfortable like dealing with this. And they were like, they would just read.

Colton (55:04)
you

CMoney (55:24)
was on the phone, I said, you're trying to antagonize what's going on. And they were like, just read it. I'm like, before I turned back around, said, if shit goes south, this is on your ass and I want you to feel bad about it. And so I turned around and I read the name and he was like, you can fucking read. I said, just give me the fucking, just give me the damn order. Just give me the order. Just give me the order. So as I get the order, I give it to him. He snatches it.

And before he pulls off, he calls me the N word with the hard R. And I look at him and I said, hmm, okay. He speeds off because he knows he's in the wrong. He speeds off. I get his license plate. I go inside and like, I'm like, I'm very like, I'm angry, but I'm still calm because I know how to keep my composure. So I come inside and I tell, the high, the manager higher than the person that I had to deal with that

at the window, go, this, said, manager a was like antagonizing, antagonizing, making things worse in this, that, and the third. And I said, I I got called a racial slur because somebody got upset over an order. And it ended up being like, everybody's like, Oh my God, like, what did he say to you? What did he say? You know, I like, he called me the hard, he called me the N word with the hard R and we only had a few black people working at this location. So.

You're already dealing with like less than five black people working and they're already getting like called racial slurs. And this is at the peak of like, where finally being allowed to come, like come back out after the curfews and everything. And what they ended up doing is like, they were like, they asked me, did you get the license plate? I said, yeah. Not only did I get this man banned from DoorDash, I got him banned from any other delivery service. If you, if you're going to be an ass.

Colton (56:51)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (57:16)
Cool. You won't have a job anymore. And the thing was what makes it even more crazy. He was from Florida. I was in North Carolina when this happened. So it was a whole ass Florida man that made like, he made my entire shift worse and it turned into the own, like the boss and everything. He came in the next day cause he heard about it. He pulled me aside and he apologized himself. He said, I am so sorry that you had to deal with that. No one should ever have to deal with that, especially

Colton (57:23)
No.

CMoney (57:45)
at the, like how things are going now in the world. We like, no one should have to deal with that if that ever happens again. Like he's like, he even like, he promised to give me like the next day off and everything. And he asked me if I needed anything. And that was like one of my favorite people ever. But what I'm trying to get at is like Dora Sharf is there's just always like something like not always, but some of them, like the ones that come in with the attitudes, there are already like, you know, they're going to give you a hard time no matter what. So, recently.

There was a door dash driver that came in, but before they had came in, somebody like the, the, the person who ordered, had called and they were like, Hey, can I just add, can I get extra of that? Like extra toppings and can I get like an additional like things of like, can I get additional cups of ice? And I said, yeah, I can do that for you. can, you know, get that for you and everything. And I, like, I made that order for them. So I bagged it and everything and I got it ready to go. And the Dasher comes in.

And before I give them the food, said, hey, just let you know they just called and they added some other stuff to their order. Already off the bat, they're like, what the fuck? What is going on with the thing? And as I, the thing is they didn't see, they didn't see the order yet. So I gave them the order and they were like, why does someone need all these fucking cups of ice? Why does some, what are they trying to do? Distribute it or sell it? What is going on? And I said, just, just, said,

They call and they just want to make sure that they get it. Colby, they did not give the entire order.

Because the person came in the next day and they said, y'all owe me this and that. said, y'all, I said, we don't owe you anything because I made sure that you got what you needed before it left the building. And what ended up happening was it was two drink holders and then a bag of food. They got the bag of food, but they only got one drink holder. So what ended up happening was the driver had taken the drinks and they had like, I don't know what they did, but they basically like threw the drink holder at the door.

Colton (59:35)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (59:53)
So everything was like smushed and like spilled everywhere. And as I'm like, as I'm telling, like telling them what happened, this like, this person walks around, like they walk through the grass and gets to the door. And this person, like they have like, they don't have any shoes on and like, you can tell like they're like a little distraught. They come around the corner. Like they pass in front of the car that I'm talking to and they motion for somebody. Like they, they don't even look at me.

They go, y'all need to call someone because somebody is getting assaulted somewhere. And they take off running to the, not running, but they take off to the left. And somebody runs out to go chase them down. The driver that I was talking to, they drive forward and they're like, ma'am, ma'am, how can I help you? What can I do to help you? What is going on? Do we need to call someone? Do we need to call 911? What is going on?

Colton (1:00:34)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (1:00:53)
The person, like they just, like the lady just keeps walking. And from what I heard, like I went inside, but what I heard was that like, um, the lady got too close to the driver's car and the driver sped off out of fear. And people come running back in, they're like, go get, go get the manager, go get the manager and go tell them, like tell them to call 911. You would have thought this lady had like doused herself in like gasoline and lit herself on fire, how they were acting.

you would have thought she was shooting somebody, how they were acting. So go to the back, try to go get somebody. And the person that was on door, they had already beat me to the manager's office.

Colby, how the fuck, how is that even possible? So like they booked it or whatever and they ended up like chasing the lady. Like everyone is like trying to chase the lady, find the lady, call the cops or whatever. And she ended up going down, like she goes down the hill to the Waffle House. She comes back up and at this point I'm outside minding my business and there's like maybe one or two cop cars like across the street. So she comes back up.

Colton (1:01:42)
Hmm.

CMoney (1:02:08)
but now she's talking to somebody outside and she goes, I'm not black. I'm Chinese. I'm Chinese and Mexican. And they were like, okay. That's, that's nice, I guess. And she asked for a specific drink to be made. And they were like, well, you can order that, but you have to go inside and go like, you know, pick it up because we can't serve you just in the, like just in the drive-through.

Colton (1:02:37)
Mm-hmm

CMoney (1:02:37)
So

she goes inside and at this point I go inside to go get another radio because mine had died. And as I'm coming inside, this lady, like the lady stops one of the 16 year olds that we have. She stops him and she's asking him questions. I can't really hear it, but at one point she was like, are you like 20 something years old? And he was like, no ma'am, I'm like this, I'm 16.

And she was like, can you take me home? And he was like, no ma'am, I cannot take you home. She said that she would do anything to make sure that she got a ride home. And I said, what the fuck? Okay. So I walked by, so I walked behind them and I motioned for the kids. I might stop talking. Just like, just go, just go to the back. So he stops talking. He goes, well, he said, I hope you find a ride home or something, leaves. Now we got three to four cop cars.

Colton (1:03:17)
What? What the fuck?

CMoney (1:03:35)
This lady had five cop cars just for her. Just for her. She eventually left, but it was just like, what the fuck? Like what is going on? And then I guess so, but the thing is like, we have so many issues. Like, you know, that side of town where like all the motels are at and everything that side of town is so notorious for God knows what.

Colton (1:03:39)
Jesus.

free will.

Mm-hmm.

CMoney (1:04:04)
You've had people, I guess, overdose. had people abuse drugs. You had people do so many things just there. like, everybody has known that area for, since like, since I moved down here. That's not a good thing. They have like, they have remodeled it and everything, but it's still the same issue. You have people that need help and they're making it harder for anybody else. Like that's why no one stays on that side of town because it's so bad. And so

Colton (1:04:31)
Mm-hmm

CMoney (1:04:33)
That was

just one of many incidents that have happened in that area since I moved back home. But there was another incident. I don't know if you remember this one. But there was a guy that came in and he was, I think I told you this story, how he came in and somebody was cleaning the bathrooms and he had taken the bleach and he sprayed himself with it, like in his face.

And so he had sprayed his face with it, like sprayed his face and took like napkin, started cleaning himself. And he kept saying that he was dirty. And as he was doing that, he was asking people for money. He was asking for cash. And it got to the point where like he kept, he would walk in, walk out, walk in, walk out. And even at like, at our time of like closing the inside, he was still walk in, walk out, walk in, walk out. And I was like, how did he even get back in here? The last time he got back in, he asked for a marker. Everybody told him no, except for one person.

This person said, yeah, I got you. Gives this man, he gives him a dry erase marker. He takes the cap off. He starts drawing on his shirt and saying that he needed to cleanse himself.

Colton (1:05:42)
What is that sound?

CMoney (1:05:43)
and then he walks out again.

Colton (1:05:44)
cleanse themselves of the devil.

CMoney (1:05:47)
I don't even know, but he was tripping on something. So he walks out again. But this time he goes down the street. I'm taking people down like, I'm because, you know, for our parking lot is I'm taking people down to their cars. And as I'm coming back up, I see like this black figure walking down the hill, like we're walking down the street. And I'm like, is that who I think it is? So I'm looking. Lo and behold, this motherfucker is walking down the street.

He sees, I pull somebody else and the guy ends up seeing the person that I pulled. He starts walking faster. So the person that I pulled, said, they said, hell no, I'm going back in. So they go in, I pull another person. So I tell my manager and I'm like, hey, can you please, I'm like, is that who I think it is? keep in mind, dude is still speed walking. So the manager comes out, he's looking, he goes, yup, it's him again. Cops come, that whole situation is done.

Colton (1:06:24)
Hmm.

CMoney (1:06:45)
He shows up again a week later, like the week after I came back from vacation, he shows up again, but this time he's asking for cash app. And I said, he upgraded. now instead of asking for cash, he's asking for cash app. Great. He's asking for cash app. And now it gets to the point where he has like, he has like dirt or something. I don't know how he got it. I don't know where he got it from, but he has like straight dirt. And I think he was getting it from like the construction site across the street.

Colton (1:07:10)
What

CMoney (1:07:16)
He takes the dirt and he clogs the drain with the dirt. Now what drains, Colby, you may ask? He is clogging the men's restroom with dirt.

Colton (1:07:28)
a

CMoney (1:07:32)
Not he was

clogging the like all the sinks, you know, it's only two sinks in the in the restroom He's clogging them and sabotaging. So now he's not only harassing people but he's ruining the things that we have Cops get caught again, but this time he gets trespassed So now if he ever shows up, he will be going to jail

That side of town where I'm trying to get at manly is that it's always up to no good. You never really know like people's intentions, but nine times out of ten, they're on something. And I'm sure that man was on something and I'm certain that that lady was on something too.

Colton (1:08:04)
Mm-hmm.

CMoney (1:08:14)
But we're supposed to add like everything because I'll peachy on that side of town when you have Like I don't want to call them crackheads because you never know like people's situation or or anything But you always like they like they they're abusing something and they need help and At this point, it's just like Maybe it's time to just like tear down the places and move them Somewhere like move them elsewhere because that area is nothing but like

Bad news like I've seen like because I've been over there for so long like just been working over there for so long It's not it's not getting any better You know Right like they're building all these fucking hotels and then you don't like you don't have any restaurants on that side of town for a reason You just have one restaurant like across from it but other than that you have nothing else not even hell the Dairy Queen is

Colton (1:08:52)
If anything is getting worse.

CMoney (1:09:11)
closed most of the time, like on the inside. But like they're all like right there.

Colton (1:09:15)
turn.

CMoney (1:09:19)
People are just like we need like everybody's built different like we live in a simulation To where you never know what to expect to people

Colton (1:09:29)
That's free will.

CMoney (1:09:30)
stop saying everything's free will It's just like, I don't know. I mean, I do, but you don't see me abusing drugs and being high in the moment and doing something to somebody that I don't even know.

Colton (1:09:33)
You don't go around just saying whatever you want.

Well, the fun thing is, is you could do all of what they're doing without abusing anything. Ever thought about that?

CMoney (1:09:53)
That's just public indecency.

Colton (1:09:57)
You can still do it.

CMoney (1:09:59)
or just no public indecency disorderly conduct and just plain out harassment.

when you think about it.

Colton (1:10:12)
Sure.

CMoney (1:10:14)
I mean, but the crazy thing

is like every time something happens, it's always one of us. Like, why can't it be, why can't it be like a white person or something?

Colton (1:10:22)
Yeah.

CMoney (1:10:28)
Like I'm not saying why people are bad, but y'all just, y'all know how to have fun when y'all do stuff.

Colton (1:10:36)
We know how to have fun.

CMoney (1:10:37)
It's funny when y'all get in trouble. It's not funny when we get in trouble. Just a cry for help.

Shut up, Colby. But, no it's not. I'm just saying, why can't y'all just have a random white person that comes in and they're just tweaking off of Whippets or something.

Colton (1:10:49)
Wow, very stereotypical.

Why haven't we done that at work?

CMoney (1:11:09)
Right. like I just, I want to see like, it's always Wippits. But, I will say as the night goes on, I hope all of y'all are enjoying this episode. I know it was a long one. You can listen to it in different parts, whether you want to listen to half of it now or the entire thing now. You have a week to listen to the entire episode. If you enjoyed this episode.

Colton (1:11:12)
One sec.

CMoney (1:11:38)
Let us know if there's a story that you want us to cover. Let us know in the link down below or just tell us on Instagram. if you, hmm, you know what, Colby I'll let you, nevermind. I'm not even gonna you close it out. It's fine. I got it. But if you enjoy this episode, please let us know. Write it, share it. I don't care if it's with your dog, whoever.

and

I know this is a long ass episode. know it's a long one. It's a doozy. It's a good one.

Colton (1:12:17)
My cats being a menace, okay?

CMoney (1:12:19)
Your

cat's always been a menace, but we will be a menace to society again. And with all that being said, I will see you guys next time.

Colton (1:12:29)
Stay frosty.